Have you ever heard the expression "BEER ME!"
Meaning pass me a beer..

Well for those that know me personally, you know I have a crazy obsession with Mountain Dew. Classic. OG! And.. thats besides the point.
So one evening I was hanging out with my younger brother and his friends. We were just sitting around talking having a good time and I turned to one of them and said DEW ME!
Ohhhhh and as soon as I saw the look on his face, I KNEW. Well, I backed my ass up outta that one and laughed for a good 5 minutes. Made for a story I'll never forget.

Do you ever say something and then think to yourself "where in the world did I come up with such a thing!?"